Longtime OUMMCBNOM readers may be somewhat shocked to see the OUMMCBNOM addressing an issue as controversial as this one, but our observations have suggested that the strange power breasts hold over some has great scientific and social importance. Thus, we decided to embark upon a quest to answer the age-old question: what's the big deal about breasts? We have attempted to attack the issue from a number of different angles, including interviews with affected males, anthropological and psychological texts, and more.
Lu: I never really thought there was a huge deal about breasts. Some guys like huge breasts, but it looks painful for girls' backs.
Jane: What size do you like?
Lu: I guess so there's something there, but not too overwhelming. I like a handful, just so you don't get lost in them ...but its nice to have a little topography.
Jane: Like in general?
Lu: Anything between the extremes is okay. Breasts don't make or break appearance.
Jane: Are you lying?
Lu: No. It's what's inside that counts.
Jane: Inside the breast?
Lu: Yeah. No! Are you using my real name on this?
Lu: Breasts are an accessory.
Jane: Like earrings?
Lu: They're like ac in a car.
Jane: A nice touch, but not necessary. You don't need them in winter.