Volume 3, Number 12, Page 8

Dear Prudence and Camilla

Dear Prudence and Camilla,
	In the past few OUMMCBNOMs, two different stories have been given of your rescue 
and return home from the Sea Ferret.  In one story, it was discovered that the Sea 
Ferret had been run into by another much publicized cruise ship and that, upon this 
discovery, Prudence, Camilla, and all the other happy cruisers were brought back home 
on a ferry.  According to the other story, Prudence and Camilla had returned home 
early to kill the editor.  Which story is true?  Was there some strange editorial 
mistake that led to these divergent tales?  Could it be that the editorial offices 
and the printing offices are so careless as to allow this to happen?  Please answer, 
and restore my faith in the OUMMCBNOM staff's ability to report the facts coherently.

		Troubled in Tucson

Dear Troubled,
	Of course the staff would never allow a mistake like that you suggest to happen.  
The truth is that the former list of events happened to Prudence, while the latter 
happened to Camilla.  Happily, all is resolved, as the Editor has given us a new office 
and, although it could not find new fish for us, two iguanas, which are almost as good.  
Thank you for your concern.

		Prudence and Camilla

Dear Prudence and Camilla,
	Just your secret admirer here to show I care!  I thought that, given all you've 
been through recently, you needed someone to remind you how great you two really are.  
Congratulations on just being you!

		Your secret admirer


Letters To The Editor Dear Ed, I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. I love Mrs. May. Love, Billy Arthur Thiede III Dear Ed, Are you as stupid as you look? Why did you write a letter about how gifted some kids are and how work in school isn't hard enough and then have a picture of a fish mooing. That will make people take you real seriously. Tienes el inteligence de un mono. Things like this make kids look silly and stupid. Amy, you should let me write articles like this because you know my persuasive powers, especially with teachers. In summary, you are a weenie. Your friend, Andrew "why did you chop your hair off I liked it better when it looked like Elaine's from Seinfeld, what were you thinking Amy?" Sigman Huntington Woods A Letter From The Editor I hope that you have enjoyed this edition of the OUMMCBNOM. Remember that we at the OUMMCBNOM believe strongly in the value of reader participation. Please live up to our high expectations for you and vote for your favorite mission statement, write us a letter, submit lyrics for the YUB, be all that you can be! With your help, the OUMMCBNOM can have many more happy issues. We are extremely proud to report that, as you may have noticed, two of our features in this issue were two pages long! The represents new literary ground for us, and we hope to be able to continue this kind of in-depth writing in the future. In addition, we hope that you have noticed our international news feature. Written using information gathered by our foreign correspondent, we believe it gives the news a different, much needed new perspective. Again, I hope that you have enjoyed this issue of the OUMMCBNOM!


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