Volume 3, Number 11, Page 1

The OUMMCBNOM

Otherwise known as the "Official Unofficial Meenie Meenie Chillie Beenie Newsletter of Michigan"

 Late Spring Edition, 1995     50 cents + GST + VAT  Volume 3, Number 11

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Welcome to a brand spanking new edition of the OUMMCBNOM, filled with witty articles and features on an array of topics wide enough to impress even the most worldly reader. Speaking of worldly things, Prudence and Camilla have asked us to tell you, our readers, that your enduring confidence in them during their time lost at sea was greatly appreciated. They now have enough letters to keep them busy for hours. However, not so many hours that they have lost their need for more letters. Please send your questions, comments, love letters, money--whatever you have to give--to Prudence and Camilla. If the mere fact that letters from you would increase the chances of the duo's continued mental stability is not enough to cause you to put on that little thinking cap of yours right now and write a letter to them, then try this: the OUMMCBNOM printing office staff will be very, very upset with you if you don't. And you do not want to see the staff very, very upset. The Editor would also like more letters as, in the outpouring of support for Pud and Cam, it was largely forgotten by fickle readers. On that note, three mission statements are currently tied with two votes each. Your vote could make the difference! Do not forget to vote for your favorite mission, as described in issues 3-7 and 3-8, before you miss this special once in a lifetime opportunity. We believe that that sums things up. You are now prepared to read the rest of your OUMMCBNOM as an educated subscriber. Enjoy this issue of the OUMMCBNOM!


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