Dear Ford Motor Company:
I am writing to thank the man, woman or team that designed the blinker noise in the 2001 Ford Focus. It is the nicest turn signal click that I have ever heard. My passengers comment on it, too. We all think it is a pleasant, calming sound. Perhaps your blinker click designer does not know that Focus drivers appreciate his or her work. Please send the engineer a hearty thank-you from this happy Focus driver.
Dear Burger King:
I am writing from the Minneapolis/St. Paul market. Until this summer, my friends and I frequented Burger King to buy frozen cokes. Perhaps you do not know this, but because there are no 7-11 stores in Minnesota, it is virtually impossible to find a "slurpee," slushee or other frozen cola beverage in the Twin Cities. Burger King owned the frozen coke monopoly here until, last month, the frozen coke was TAKEN OFF THE MENU and replaced with frozen lemonade. Now we have nowhere to go for our favorite summer treat. Please bring back frozen coke. Maybe replace the cherry icee with coke? Thanks.
A.J. Kohn and K.M. Becker
Dear Highway Litterer:
You are a jerk! Stop throwing stuff out your window! I don't like you.